The front man with the band Take That admitted he loves nothing more than burying his face in a full ginger bush. "True Gingas" he lovingly refers to them as must be of the collars and cuffs variety with none of that tinted rubbish.
"The very thought of a sparse little ginger carpet makes me all gooey inside," he said following his revelations about numerous affairs. "My problem is I just can't say no to bit of Ninja (Take That rhyming slang for ginger) on the side."
Owen's wife, a ginger herself has been sympathetic to his love of the particular type of muff. "I shave mine on a regular basis and that has obviously led to his infidelity. Rather than face my bald 'Beetle Bonnet' he would retreat to band practice. I was lucky if I could get him to "feed the pony," she confessed.
Owen has agreed to go into rehab. He is now seeking Tiger Woods phone number with the intention of asking him to become his sponsor.
