Women with larger breasts are not more intelligent than their flat chested counterparts according to a $10,000,000 government funded study carried out by the University of Georgia.
Accademics discovered that there was no corrilation between a woman's intelligence and the size of her breasts. The study took 2 years to complete.
Scientist Dr Edward Maxwell said "I interviewed and tested over 100 women over a period of 24 months. I measured their breasts then asked them to sit an IQ test - despite theories to the contrary flat chested women are just as likely to be as clever or as dumb as women with larger tits."
The news that all women are equal, despite their bra size comes as a relief for many men who find themselves stuck with a flat chested wife or girlfriend - they no longer need to be envious of their friends whose wives have massive knockers.
Phew!
