Written by Nick Hobbs

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

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Super slut and media whore Katie Jordan Price has been sensationally recalled by her manufacturer.

The recall has been issued due to a 'potentially severe and fatal component fault' within her structure.

It is believed by experts that her 'air bags' are faulty and are liable to go off at any time. Johnny Buttkiss, celebrity expert, told us "she's a time bomb, it's not if it's when!"

The latest model of Katie Price has been on sale since 2007, when the new updated sleek version was unveiled in Los Angeles.

The model proved to be popular at first, being less top heavy than previous versions, but sales have begun to drop in recent times.

"I think it's over marketing," Barry Scagg, editor of 'We Know About Shit' magazine, explained, "the public know how unreliable the model is, it stalls, it has a tendency to walk off without warning, it has a very dodgy box and can be dangerously fiery."

"This latest recall is a final nail in the coffin," Scagg continued, "I think the manufacturers will struggle to bounce back from this!"

Any owners who are concerned for their welfare should return Price to Hello magazine or similar and handle with care.

More as we check it.

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