"Say what? You wanna be f..king star? Get out of here!!" And with those words the Reverend James Brown admonished his aspiring pupil, Lionel Ritchie, who went on to fame and fortune as the writer and singer of "Dancin' on the ceiling". But that's another story.
In developing news, Madonna has indicated an interest to take up Russian folk dancing as a means of therapy, the demands of touring being way too much. She also likes nothing better than getting up in the morning and drooling Maple syrup all over her naked body. She refused to say why she enjoys this.
Polich film director, Roman Polanski, has announced he will film a new movie while behind bars in Switzerland. It will star only himself in a passionate display of human suffering ("get me out of here!!").
The President of Liberia has announced he has hemorrhoids but who really cares.
