SHENENDOAH, Virginia - Country music star Taylor Swift was in Shenandoah visiting her cousin Pansy Banboomer when she was asked about her being a celebrity contestant on the upcoming edition of Dancing With The Stars.
Taylor got all embarrassed and said that things had changed and she would not be one of the celebrity stars who would be on this season's reality dance show.
Swift said that she really did not want to go into the details of why she would not be appearing.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I spoke with one of the producers of Dancing With The Stars Bernadette Penderlicki and asked her why Taylor Swift had decided to drop out of the show. Penderlicki replied that Swift did not drop out, but rather she was asked to drop out. When she was asked why, Penderlicki replied with the standard reply, "No comment."]
Taylor was again asked to give her side of the story because if she didn't then publications like The West Coast Enquirer, The Rumormonger Press, and The Tell Us Or We'll Just Make It Up Weekly, would just go ahead and print whatever they felt the reason was and millions of people would take it as the truth.
The 20-year-old tall skinny blonde adamantly refused. A call was made to the great Larry King, a man who knows everything about everyone.
The man is so good, he knows that Lindsay Lohan has a nickel tattooed on her left tonsil, and that Amy Winehouse has an apricot tattooed on her right ovary.
King revealed that the reason that Taylor Swift had been asked by the executives of Dancing With The Stars to drop out of her scheduled competition was because she was much to tall. He said that the tallest professional male dancer on the show was a full three inches shorter than Swift.
Penderlicki went on to say that on TV, three inches becomes six inches. So therefore consequently if Taylor had danced with her dance partner, the viewers at home would only have gotten to the see the top of the male dancer's head.
For more details on the subject of short dancers, log on to Bernadette Penderlicki's website, www.berpenburpsinfo.hey