Miley Cyrus To Take Up Mountain Biking

Written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Mountain bike manufacturers are looking forward to record profits this year after the news that Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is to take up mountain biking.

Our inside man told us that Miley and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus who sang 'Achy Bakey Heart' are taking up mountain biking as part of a new keep fit regime. The probability is that the pair will probably ride their bikes up and down some hills in nice weather and pose for pictures at some point, which will be a shot in the arm for the ailing mountain biking industry.

At this point it remains uncertain whether Miley's mum will also buy a mountain bike. No cormorants took part in this story.

More as we get it.

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