The McLuz has added a new volunteer to her team in the shed. Mr A-M arrived in Scotland disguised as a member of the Canadian curling team, Go Canada,Go bringing with him a secret report on the ARRAS (Always Red Room Above Satan) meetings written in invisible ink on sheets from a luxury toilet roll.
Customs officer at Edinburgh Airport closely inspected the strange paper but were satisfied that it was a new type of blotting paper.
Mr A-M passed the report to the McLuz as he searched for the nearest fish and chip shop. While they enjoyed a meal of deep fried Mars Bars, fish, chips and mushy peas (aka a buster) sloshed down with copious amounts of malt, Mr A-M was persuaded that it would be safer to remain in the shed with his wife and notbannedfan.
It is reported that McLuz had received intelligence warning of a sighting of TicklemybellyPink, the highly sought after bigheaded prat, expert in Behavioural Psychobabble and serial long winded bore, near Edinburgh.
As she boogied to her favourite Abba song, Waterloo, with A-M and notbannedfan, the McLuz said, "Bring it on, ya punks, the RKA is ready to kick your ARRAS"
