The Bachelor: Rozlyn Papa Fights Back!

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Monday, 18 January 2010

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After the rumor mill, which many believe began by the network itself, cranked out the story that "The Bachelor" participant, Rozlyn Papa had been sleeping with a crew member of the show, Papa was kicked off the show.

Yesterday, Rozlyn came forward to deny rumors of any "inappropriate behavior."

"I did not have a sexual relationship with a producer on the show," stated the upset 28-year-old model.

She has admitted that she did have a relationship with someone on the show but said that it wasn't sexual but a friendship and that was all.

"I know that things on television weren't always as they seemed, but I really had no idea the extent of the show's manipulation", she told UP2.

She then told us that she absolutely felt betrayed by the show.

"Of course, this is the way they get more people to watch, by starting a rumor."

Then concluded with the remark, "I think my name is too close to Paparazzi!"

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