Written by jansal

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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stalker invades private residence of entertainer

The famous Las Vegas Magician, Criss Angel has a serious problem. He is being stalked, by a stalker.

The Las Vegas Police Department daily log book shows a complaint by the famous entertainer that he has someone following him wherever he goes, "even into the privacy of my own home", reports Mr. Angel.

It is not known how this "stalker" get's into the private residence of the entertainer without being observed, but the well known magician would like to find out and perhaps check out "the trick".

Police investigators in interviewing the entertainer asked if he is "afraid for his life"? The entertainer replied, "no I am afraid for the infringement on my rights"!

Since there seems to be no endangerment to the entertainers life, the department has set the investigation on the back burner for now and continues on with more important issues at hand.

Meanwhile, the famous magician has setup a trap to capture the invader and will deal with the issue by making the stalker "disappear".

<Editor's Note> It was just reported that the "stalker" was the famous magicians own shadow.

"How embarrassing" said a red faced Criss Angel, but then he has been over worked of late and anyone could make the same mistake.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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