Dev Patel, Is Sharon Stone Still Chasing Him?

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Thursday, 19 March 2009

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Sharon Stone On The Prowl?

Sharon Stone's latest "Innocent" victim is 18-year-old, Slumdog Millionaire star Dev Patel, say insiders, who first brought it to attention of reporters in February.

According to Patel's text messages to friends, the "older woman" came on to him all evening at a recent party and "has been showing up everywhere I go lately."

Spies at The Mirror say he gleefully text several more messages to his friends that are not available so we'll have to take their word about Sharon's incessant flirting.

The first episode happened at a party last month, where according to Dev, Sharon was "chasing" and "slapping" him around all night, acting "kinky".

After she approached him, saying: "I thought you were amazing in Slumdog Millionaire", she managed to secure "a seat near Dev at the awards at the Royal Opera House. And at the party at the Grosvenor House Hotel, she gave him a big congratulatory smacker."

"I was actually shocked even though people had warned me beforehand", friends say Dev told them. "I mean, she is old enough to be my mother, grandmother? Well, she's 51."

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