A spokesman for actor John Cleese says that his client and friend, John Cleese woke up this morning walking funny.
"He was going into the kitchen, stretching one leg straight out in front of him when he woke up. It's a miracle that he had dressed himself and was carrying an attache case."
The rep explained that Cleese doesn't remember anything since he went to bed last night.
"I think he'll be OK when they get him back to walking in a normal way", stated his doctor at the hospital.
Mr. Cleese apparently heard them talking and told our reporter Dan Hilliard to come on in.
"I paw one of your articlep in The Ppoof."
"You mean TheSpoof don't you Sir?"
"That'p what I paid wapn't it? Porry I cannot pay any wordp with a P. I've been thip way pince thip morning."
"Wasn't this whole thing in a Monty Python episode, Sir?"
"Yep. I believe it wap. Perhapp not exactly the pame."
He then became upset and began throwing wet cheerios at me as I left.
This is Dan Hilliard, ass reporter for UP2.