Supreme Court Rules Dittoheads A Religion

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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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Nancy Pelosi Before Eyebrows Dropped To Nose Level

The Supreme Court has ruled 5-4 that the Dittoheads that call in to Rush Limbaugh Show that runs three hours every weekday is a religion that believes only in what Limbaugh teaches them.

"His position is the same as that of a preacher", stated Judge Kennedy. "The 'Ditto heads' or 'Dittoheads' are his close followers."

Apparently the Democrats in congress believed they had won a huge victory and that the Rush followers could not do any politics inside a government building, etc. But, as usual, Rush Limbaugh saw it in a whole different light.

"This means that you can deduct your calls to me, your preacher, on your income taxes", Limbaugh declared Tuesday after the ruling. "This also means that we get some tax breaks as I want to build a huge tower like the late preacher, Oral Roberts. Any donations are tax free. Let's send this show live to the entire world, especially our overseas troops in Iraq and Afghanistan."

At last report, Nancy Pelosi's eyebrows had fallen to the point that they made her a full mustache and President Obama was close to losing his Nobel Peace Prize.

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