Written by Jeff Bushman

Sunday, 7 February 2010

Former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin addressed the Tea Party convention, telling them that Rush Limbaugh is a stupid, fat, anal orifice.

Though some in the crowd scratched their heads, others applauded, thinking that if Rush Limbaugh's name was mentioned, it was probably a compliment.

Palin then lit into Limbaugh and Rahm Emmanuel, the White House chief of staff, for using the word "retarded" to describe their political adversaries. "My child is developmentally disabled," said the ex-future Vice President, "and doesn't need insults like that."

About twenty percent of the crowd, holding up signs that said "Rush Is God," booed Palin. The other 80% of the group, being retarded, applauded, and held up signs saying "Don't Quit This Too Sarah."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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