Jordan - No JT Cock Shocker

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Friday, 5 February 2010

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Another of JT's conquests, yesterday

Celebrity glamour girl and home made interweb porno star Jordan, also known as Katie Over-Priced, has today revealed that she has never had a fumble with shamed England captain John Terrence.

This has come as somewhat of a shock to the sports and glamour world, but perhaps most interestingly of all to the world of mathematical probability. Professor Finbarr Saunders explains, "In an average room of 10 randomly selected men, the plasticly enhanced former page 3 lovely will have shagged, probably on camera, at least 4. England Lothario John 'JT' Terrence will have bedded at least 8 out of ten similarly selected women. The probability therefore that they will have shagged one another is as near as damn it, 1".

The fact that Ms Price/Andre/Reid/Bowers/PJ/Duncan/Stutterrap/Hunter off Gladiators has not seemingly got down and dirty with JT is causing maths boffins worldwide to rethink the very essence of the Law of Probability.

Prof Saunders continued, "If she could at least fellate MR JT sometime this weekend, it could go some way to restoring the space/time continuum."

Mr Terrence was unable to comment today as he was in bed shaggin.

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