HOLLYWOOD - It has just been announced that Pamela Anderson, actress, glamour model, sex symbol, and professional wife (married three times) has been selected to appear on this years edition of Dancing With The Stars.
The Canadian cutey stated that she has been watching DWTS since it first started and she confessed that each week she dances along with the stars in the privacy of her $3.7 million Hollywood Hills mansion wearing nothing but a $10,000 Rolex watch.
Anderson said that last Christmas she even went out and bought the Dancing With The Stars Home Edition and she confessed that each time she plays she gets better and better. She said that she has even noticed that both of her melons have firmed up quite a bit.
The 43-year-old was asked if she is currently dating anyone. She remarked that there is no one special in her life and the moment and that is one reason why she decided that this would be the perfect time to be a celebrity contestant.
Pam smiled coyly and said, "Plus the money will sure come in handy since I haven't really done anything in a while. And I never know when I will need another silcon tit fix."
Pam was asked how much she is getting paid for her appearance on Dancing With The Stars and she replied that the shows producers have asked her not to reveal the amount. She then added that even if she could reveal the amount she wouldn't because it really is no one's business.
Anderson took a sip of her Slippery Navel Cocktail and said smugly that not even Larry King knows.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: A call was made to Larry King and he revealed that Pamela Anderson will be paid $200,000 for her appearance plus any medical bills that she may incur in regards to her appearance. The shows producer Bernadette Penderlicki did stress that their insurance will not cover any injuries occuring to her puppies since the little suckers do, afterall, stick out like a stupendously gigantic sore th*mb; or rather like two stupendously gigantic sore th*mbs.]
