Written by jansal

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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John Travolta getting in shape for dancing with the stars

Paula will love to dance - especially to the tune of one million dollars. This talented little lady is good at no matter what she does and now she can prove her talents for dancing.

When she joins "dancing with the stars" she will be paired with non other than John Travolta and the stars will come out to see the wonder of this magnificent talent scheduled for that performance.

It is rumored that Paula had actually requested her dance partner to be her old "idol" judge mate, Simon Cowell, but Cowell is not much of a dancer and had to decline the generous offer from the producers.

Paula and Simon seemed to be a perfect pair on the "Idol" but then the producers of shows don't always know what the public likes best.

Travolta has been getting out his dancing shoes and putting the spit and polish to them it is said. He has been twirling around his massive estate humming one of Paula's favorite tunes.

You go Girl.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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