Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

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Tuesday, 12 January 2010

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Noted Hollywood writer Jeff Vachon has requested that co-joined/cojoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar guest star on the upcoming Coach reunion show. The twins, who are joined at the hip and have three legs, are considering this acting role as the possible start of a new career and have indicated tht they will probably play the requested parts.

In the special reunion show, Coach Hayden Fox is lured out of retirement to coach a powder puff game at his former university. The girls will play a pair of freshmen offensive linemen that try out for the team and help to fulfill assistant coach Luther Van Dam's sexual fantasy.

Craig T. Nelson, who plays Coach Fox, said that "I'm excited to be working with the famous McBriar twins. The sex scene where I find them with my pal Jerry Van Dyke in the training room whirlpool bath may be a little awkward, but I'm pleased to have them on our show."

Script writer and supervisor Vachon said that it will be his first time working with the twins and has invited them to spend the week at his California ranchhouse. "I'm happy to have the ladies come here and they can practice their parts with me in my hot tub."

Boyfriends of the twins, Buck and Percival Pissgums, were also excited about the acting roles. "Our girls is gonna be Hollywood starlets. Maybe they'll learn some new sex moves stuff from Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or them Kardashian sisters!"

No word yet on the start of filming.

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