Ann Coulter, motor mouth darling of the conservative media, who had broken her jaw earlier this year has finally had the surgical metal support holding it removed.
As soon as the last screw was removed she suddenly went ballistic spewing an anti-liberal tirade that had been building up inside her during the months of her mouthy immobility. Voicing volcanic bile so harsh it melted the paint on the doctors wall, the normally demure Ms. Coulter put on a scene reminiscent of that in 'The Exorcist' when Linda Blair was possessed by the Devil and her head spun around.
"Micheal Moore wears red hammer and sickle underwear! Obama is the anti-Christ and worse than that he wasn't born an American. Oprah is really deviant Rosie O'Donnell painted black! Barbara Streisand eats American babies alive! Alec Baldwin screws American eagles anally."
When an administered sedative failed to slow the most famous female conservative motor mouth down, aides were forced to restrain her with a straight jacket and gag. Democrats everywhere are petitioning that it be left on permanently.