Charlie Sheen drops his pants and then is "dunked" by Michael Jordan!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 7 January 2010

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Michael Jordan "Dunks" Charlie Sheen and kicks him into touch, OUCH!

Charlie Sheen, world famous infidelity expert, cum bum actor, cum comedy soap - star is being dropped by everyone.

Sheen was allegedly caught threatening his missus on Christmas Day, dumped in the slammer, dropped his pants to prove he wasn't hiding any drugs, released on bail and has been promptly dropped from his advertising campaign selling underwear.

Sheen has always been a bit of a tearaway after realising his father could act and he couldn't.

Being offered many roles in "Spoof" movies and a sitcum comedy show depicting Sheen as a mega-playboy, loser and scatty uncle. (Quite near the truth actually in my opinion!)

Well this latest episode in wannabee actors threatening to kill their wives was no joke and the company employing Sheen in "Undie" adverts has also dropped him!

Michael Jordan, his partner in the adverts told the press:

"Shame for Charlie but I certainly would have preferred playing alongside a real actors like Bugs Bunny or Michael Jackson (what?) and I've decided to DUNK Charlie too!"

It's a HARD life living up to your Dad's reputation!

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