Charlie Sheen & Wife Want Reconciliation, After Fight Over Miley Cyrus

Funny story written by Bureau

Thursday, 31 December 2009

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After Charlie Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller Sheen, called police & told them that Sheen had held a knife to her throat and the police took the actor in, they now both apparently want a reconciliation.

"Charlie was just having a bad night", Brooke's attorney, Jessie Pollock, explained. He then stated that the couple were still "very much in love".

According to police who arrived on the scene after Brooke's call, the fight had started when Sheen had some pictures of Miley Cyrus on the computer screen and was playing with them.

Brooke saw them and told him she was sick of his playing around with other women.

"The day before it was that daughter of Sarah Palin. So I told him that I was going to get a divorce."

The police then stated that Charlie over-reacted and grabbed a knife & held it to Brooke's throat as she had stated on the call to the police.

"Then, noticing that the knife was a plastic one, Brooke dropped the phone and kneed Charlie in the groin", according to officer Howie Helter, who described the scene as they arrived.

"Charlie came back from the kneed groin with a punch to the body. Brooke then gave two quick left jabs to the face, 'Bap Bap'! Then Charlie got her good with an uppercut that rocked her back on her heels. Then, a wild left hook missed Charlie and hit my fellow officer, Herman, as we came in the opened door. They were still dancing around and weaving and dodging when we arrested Charlie and took him in."

Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen's lawyer agreed that Charlie wanted a reconciliation also and loved his wife dearly.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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