Charlie Sheen off-piste matrimonial antics rock Aspen

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 26 December 2009

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Off-piste in Aspen's tricky matrimonial slopes...

Aspen, Colorado Beetle - (Devil's Coach Whorse): Reformed cocaine user, boozing hellraiser, fiancee shooter and porn actress shagger Charlie Sheen's Christmas vacation has ended in farce.

The 44 year-old spent a festive Yuletide night in Pitkin County jail after straying off-piste on the slippery matrimonial slopes.

Aspen Sheriff's Department's Stephanie Dasaro said the actor had been arrested following a domestic fracas and was booked on second degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief charges.

Sheen was later bailed for $8,500 after a phone call from Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss at whose vice trial he had testified about spending $50,000 on her notorious escort business.

Meanwhile copywriters for the Hanes boxer briefs campaign denied that the TV ad featuring Sheen pranging his car while trying to impress Michael Jordan was 'a spooky omen.'

US networks had been running the 20 second Sheen/Jordan ad throughout the holiday period.

"Sure glad we didn't use Tiger Woods instead of Mike Jordan!" was the only printable comment from the ad agency today.

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