Aspen, Colorado - (Prenup Mess): Charlie Sheen's wife has hired LA celeb divorce lawyer Sorrell Trope after a nasty 'knife business' on Christmas Day.
Brooke Mueller Sheen told friends today she was a bit aggrieved at being told by Trope's office to 'wait in line' because the Nordegren/Woods divorce demands are taking up so much of the lawfirm's time.
"Hell, they'll have to hire another 100 attorneys to deal with what I've got in store for that lousy sonofabitch," Mrs Sheen explained helpfully.
Sheen meanwhile is crawling 'on his hands and knees' offering to go into sex rehab, cocaine rehab, Knife-wielders Anonymnous and just about every 12-step self-humiliation treatment going to save his sorry ass.
Previous divorces have cost him nigh on $50 million all told and the prenup insurance policy premiums have trebled since the Aspen holiday fracas.
Online spreadbetting agents Aintgottaptayer.con go 4/5FAV on Sheen getting 6 months in the slammer for the knife business and a total wipeout of all his $$$s savings in the divorce courts.
Ellen Nordegren could be worth $200 million by the end lof this year.
