Tiger get's some good news and some bad news

Funny story written by jansal

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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"All Mine" has a new Captain

Tiger Woods has been getting some good news lately. Some of his big time sponsors are sticking by him and he has even gotten a few new ones.

However he has also gotten some bad news and is going to need a lot more than new sponsors as his assets are beginning to dwindle.

Elin has not been staying out of the limelight as it has been said that one of the possible divorce assets is the large luxury yacht Privacy, once owned by both.

It already has a new name. Privacy has now been renamed "All Mine".

Activity on the yacht this past weekend involved removal of several duffel bags, 14 cosmetic cases, several wig boxes, and golf bags.

The "dinghy" once anchored alongside was seen with 14 screaming women being pushed out to sea by yet another renamed speedboat and a beautiful blonde Captain at the helm.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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