Miley Cyrus Glad She's Not Being Hammered

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Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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A smiley Miley Cyrus has told a source that she is very thankful that she is not getting hammered this past month!

With all the big news items over the past three or four weeks, Miley Cyrus says she's had a breather and is ready for some press coverage any time now.

"All I've seen is Tiger this and Tiger that and New Moon this and New Moon that! Who cares what some silly vampire movie actors are doing? Music, that is where it's at!"

Miley continued by saying that she was in movies too but it wasn't about things that weren't believable like werewolves and stuff.

"It's like 'Werewolves, Tigers and Vampires -Oh My!' in the Wizard Of Oz. I haven't seen people so loopy in years."

She did admit that that Taylor Lautner was a hunk but he's 'gone silly over Taylor Swift'.

Isn't Taylor Swift a singer?

"She better be. They've given her every award under the sun. I mean, she COULD share a little bit."

Like she stated earlier, Miley Cyrus is more than happy to be out of the limelight for awhile but it's no use anyone bogarting it, according to several tweets and emails from Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana's publicist this week.

"I might have had a heart attack yesterday!!! See this wedding ring? Dad has gone to China! Look at me, I'm Chinese!"

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