Miley Cyrus has secret desire

Funny story written by howy

Saturday, 12 December 2009

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Miley Cyrus told 'celebrity news' of the secret desire she has had for the last twelve years.

Cyrus says for the last twelve years she has been dreaming of eating a German bockwurst hotdog.

She said she grew up on Oscar Mayer hot dogs, which her mom made her eat for breakfast and lunch on a daily basis. She confessed she didn't eat Oscar Mayer as part of a commercial contract deal.

"Oscar Mayer were the only dogs we at school for lunch and the only dogs we saw on television." said Cyrus.

Original bockwurst dogs can only be found in Germany and that's what makes them rare.

She said when she was younger her father kept her under control like a pedigree, only allowing her to go to school and the studio for singing lessons. It was impossible to get her hands on a bockwurst.

Cyrus says, "I wanted a German bockwurst because they're fatter and longer and you feel fuller."

Cyrus complains that the smaller Oscar Mayer winners kept her hungry because they didn't pack more meat.

Most people are not as smart as Miley Cyrus and they can't see the advantages of a German hotdog over the common Oscar Mayer hotdog. Oscar Mayer makes hotdogs for a profit, and the more filler they use, and the smaller and skinnier the hotdogs are, the more money they make.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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