Written by howy

Friday, 1 May 2009

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Jennifer Garner's first baby

In an exclusive interview J. Lo's friend and confidant spilled the beans to me about Jennifer Garner's babies. J. Lo's friend said that J. Lo made the comment that she was jealous because Jennifer Garner was having too many pretty babies with Ben.

Lopez's mother confirms the stories by telling me that her daughter is upset that her babies are not as cute as Garners and she blames Ben for the break up.

Off-screen, Jennifer has her hands full with baby number two. But she's getting lots of help from daddy Ben Affleck.

When asked to comment about Lopez's private statements, Garner ignored the issue and started talking about raising her kids with Ben.

Jennifer Garner says about her second child, "It's the same as having the first child, but crazier. It's only one more, but it feels like three more. Having the second is easier but the overall result is just chaos, but happy chaos."

Making reference to Ben Garner she said, "He's great and it's me that gets paranoid because I worry that his ex-girlfriends will try to come back for more. Maybe I wrote out a few lists of what he was supposed to do for our first child while I was gone. But Ben can handle it. He's a great dad. I'm the one who is a wreck when I can't be with the kids."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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