SwissAssMess - Swiss Opus Dei storefront watchmaker TAG Heuer has announced it's new slogan "TAG Heuer Stands with Tiger Woods."
While Heuer has shown unwavering commitment to the golfing sensation throughout his fall from grace Mr. Woods has not held up his part of the bargain. He continues to spend most of his time in a reclining or prone position and very little time standing at all.
Tiger admits giving new Freemont Street and Golden Nugget model TAG watches to each of his hellcat paramours however he objects to the media calling his Las Vegas skanks "Heuers" as no money was involved in the romantic trysts.
Showing a brave face publicly, TAG Heuer president Uwe Ementhal is reported being frustrated with Woods privately amidst the continuous onslaught of negative publicity and calls for TAG to change their name to the more phonetically correct TAG Whore.
