Top Christmas Films Revealed

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

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This week Channel 11 will show a documentary listing Britain's favourite ever Christmas films, as voted for by the public. Here exclusively in TheSpoof we reveal the top 5.

In 5th place was "Oh no, my sister is Santa!", a hilarious Hollywood comedy about a man who falls in love with a Santa Claus worker, who turns out to be his sister.

At number 4 is "The Paedo Snowman".

At number 3 is "It's a fucking miserable life" about a man who kills himself on Christmas Eve.

In second place was the hilarious Hollywood comedy "Oh no, I'm a fat black Santa", about an undercover cop who through an elaborate setup ends up having to dress up as a fat black Santa Claus to please a poor African-American family.

The number one Christmas film of all time as voted for by British television viewers was "Fish Slaughter", a tragic animated tale of a group of fish looking for a better life who end up being caught and eaten. The 70s film was particularly famous for its theme song, sung by Art Garfunkel, entitled "My Cod Piece".

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