From his home in New Zealand, a caddie stated today that he "fully supports Tiger" while he wrestles with Elin Woods over his harem of blond shankster girls.
The caddy, a major sidekick sportster dude from his million dollar a year job with Woods, said his relationship with his boss is tight - much "like a marriage really." Williams also said he expects to be packing Woods' bag at the end of January when the PGA tour heads into San Diego, California.
Correspondents in Orlando have obtained information suggesting Tiger made an offer to Country Music star Taylor Swift and former Tony Romo sidekick Jessica Simpson to pack his bags for 2010.
Hearing both announcements, commentator and two timer champion Jim Nantz stated Williams was confused but correct. His relationship with his boss is like a marriage.........like Tiger's marriage, so we will all have to wait and see who he shows up with.
Reporting from Orlando for the BNN News Network,
DagNabbit Rabbit
