Letterman's "Twat's My Line" Quiz Show Already Canceled

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Saturday, 5 December 2009

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"Welcome To The Show!"

After only three episodes, the new version of an old TV quiz show has been canceled because too many guests were known by the panel.

"It was a great idea but these panelists are too up-to-date for these ladies to fool, even though we have dressed each one up like Bozo the Clown and she only honked 'Yes' or 'No', stated game show host, David Letterman.

Among the four panelists were, Elijah Blue Allman, Director Ed Burns, Actor James Woods and Korn lead singer, Jonathon Davis.

"I thought sure we'd get lucky with one of the girls but it has not worked out at all."

One reason producers of the program say it went bad is the lack of aforethought. "Someone should have asked that early contestant that her favorite trick was first dressing up like a clown."

The show will be replaced next week on the Network by the new sitcom, "Twat's Happening".

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