David Letterman puts the blame for having multiple sexual relations with members of the "Late Night" staff on "just a bunch or horny gold-diggers attracted to a boss with power over their little insignificant roles in the show."
"They should be glad I agreed, under pressure, to have had sex with them in my secret bedroom above the Ed Sullivan Theater.
"I had no idea one of my secret staff bedmates would fall in love with an extortionist from a different CBS program," the gap-toothed comic explained on the "Maury Povich" show.
The show's DNA test showed Letterman to be the father of former Sen. John Edwards's alleged love child.