David Letterman has partially lost his voice.
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So it seems he has his voice back. Now all we need is for his staff to lose their virginity and then Letterman is back on the road again, well, in bed again at least.
Now, Letterman has received an award for "Biggest PrimeTime TV News". Kanye West thought it should've gone to Beyonce.