Letterman loses voice

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Sunday, 11 October 2009

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David Letterman has partially lost his voice.

When asked about this he said: "fsdddddddddd fj dj dj wk foie ewo q fe fpepq rweo ewor rweu reer ere reihadsexwithmystaffsad safffdouisffduiof duiofiousduoif uiosdfandithinkilikeditds fudsfsidfsudsiofd sufsiofduis dfiusdfuisfd dickcheneyisa********* ********* and a ********* ********** *************. dfdjsjdjf jdfdfodf djksodfj fjfjf fj f fj f df d dsad."

So it seems he has his voice back. Now all we need is for his staff to lose their virginity and then Letterman is back on the road again, well, in bed again at least.

Now, Letterman has received an award for "Biggest PrimeTime TV News". Kanye West thought it should've gone to Beyonce.

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