Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 5 December 2009

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The SS Lipstick Lesbian, which is the ship on which Nindy Licky first told Meredith Baxter that she had a sexy mouth.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Meredith Baxter has just admitted that she has been a lesbian for seven years, four months, and three weeks.

She told a reporter for the lesbian magazine Out At Home Safe At First that the reason she waited so long to reveal it was that up to now no one knew and she figured that she could just deny it and say that it was no ones business just like Clay Aiken did before he grew some ba*ls.

Meredith said that it was working out great until she and Nindy Licky, her partner of four years, eight months, two weeks, and six days, but who the hell is counting, took that Baja California lesbian vacation cruise aboard the SS Lipstick Lesbian.

The 62-year-old blonde said that right away the Captain and three of the crew members recognized her as being Elyse Keaton on the sitcom Family Ties.

Baxter, has always liked the letter B for some reason. All of her three marriages BH (Before Hoohas) were all to men whose last names began with the letter B; Bush, Birney, and Blodgett.

Meredith says she has never been happier than when she is with her partner Nindy Licky. She says she loves not having to watch football games, baseball games, and basketball games non-stop on weekends.

Baxter was asked about the rumor that she had an affair with Tiger Woods after meeting him at a celebrity golf tournament. She said that she met him and he did make a suggestion that they have drinks afterward.

She told him that she did not feel good because she was going through the change of life. He smiled and told her to have a safe journey.

In unrelated news. Germ freak Howie Mandel is so afraid of contacting the swine flu that he will not even allow his kids to have a piggy bank.

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Topics: Tiger Woods

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