Our Ronnie is up to his antics once more, first he ditches his ancient missus for a younger bit of crumpet, why not?
Then he has constant aggro with her because he's not taking his Viagra and she's not getting enough, poor Ronnie, looks like a stiff but can't get one!!
His alcohol problems are well documented along with his pal Keith, they have consumed enough booze in their lives to be knighted and called Sir Jim Bean's.
Now his latest escapade, assault and battery, (not the one in his wife's dildo, that's flat!)Ronnie has hit the headlines again:
Being so frustrated with not getting it HARD he ranted and raved at his young Russian sex-toy, blaming her naturally for not giving a helping HAND or a BLOW & SUCTION JOB, he stormed out of the house and kicked his "Kat" on the way!
The neighbours heard the "Kat" scream, thought it was his Russian Bitch yelling "Fuck You" in perfect MoscowBitch, they called the cops and poor ol Ron has been arrested for assault!
In-between all of his escapades Ronnie pretends to be a crap artist and a member of that exclusive OAP club, The Strolling Bones, sad, everybody say AAAAHHH!