Kate Silverton Lipstick Collection Launched

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Thursday, 3 December 2009

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She'd put lipstick all over your cock

Kate Silverton, the BBC newsreader and vixen, has announced live on-air the launch of new line of lipsticks she has created for women who aren't too fussy about how garish their mouths look.

Silverton has developed a new line of 'designer' lipsticks which range from the astonishingly bright to down-right ridiculous.

The 39-year-old presenter has assembled an army of adoring fans with her pouting vampishness, not something you could say about most newsreaders, such as Jan Leeming or Moira Stewart, for example.

She regularly appears to be giving TV viewers the old 'come on', and inviting them to masturbate right there in their living rooms, or whichever room of the house the TV has been located.

Noted for her 'come to bed' stare, Silverton read out the news of the new lipsticks as the main headline on the BBC One O'clock News this lunchtime, ahead of the story about the bomb in Somalia which killed several government ministers.

Grown men everywhere stopped whatever they were doing, and had a quick wank before their wives came back into the room.

She's a fox.

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