Twilight Eclipse Turns Away Taylor Swift

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Thursday, 3 December 2009

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A spokesman for the Twilight Movie producers say they have turned down a request by Taylor Swift to have a small role in their next movie, Twilight: Eclipse.

"Ms. Taylor did not make the request herself, but Taylor Lautner did it for her, it appears", stated the film representative.

Apparently, according to a source on the movie set, the Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift love affair is advancing swiftly if you'll excuse the pun.

"They really want to be together and this was one way of spending a little more of that. They both have just launched their careers and the studio can understand that, but you cannot simply pen in a new character this late."

Meanwhile Taylor Lautner reportedly told a press agent for UP2, "It was just an idea. I'm in love and so is she. This way we could be together more. Actually, when I talked it over with Launder (legal adviser) and there would have been complications and the small role she would have gotten would not have demanded much time to rehearse and film."

"We'll have to think of other ways."

"She would have been great as one of the werewolves as she has a beautiful tail", he joked.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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