From what we've heard, although we can't as yet confirm the veracity of it, as we were down the pub getting ritually leathered, anticipating a weekend of leatherisation, when we heard that Katie Price has made an emotional appeal to ex-husband Peter Andre, the father of two of her children, to take her back, for the sake of the kids.
Following a series of frantic mobile calls we were able to ascertain that Peter Andre is not totally out of love with Katie, and despite her assurances that she has had enough truck with kinky cross-dressing cage fighters, Peter remains hesitant about grasping the olive branch of hope.
It seems that Peter has seen that internet footage of two cage fighters in drag on their way to a fancy dress party in Wales knocking seven shades of shit out of a pair of aggressive drunks...and he wants none of it.
An insider (we didn't say where he/she was an insider) told us:
"Pete's a bit wary that this Alex Reid character may turn up on his doorstep one night, wearing a pink tu-tu and ballet pumps, and kick the crap out of him. And that it could be recorded on a mobile phone. And then distributed on the net."
Which could prove embarrassing.
We'll get back to you when we've got the drinks in.
Yes John! Stella!
Au Revoir.
Hic!
