Leona Lewis's New Song About Attacker

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Saturday, 7 November 2009

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Leona Lewis, former X Factor winner, has confirmed a new single called "Fucker who Punched Me" that is out now. It is available to listen to on her re-release album: " Echo's Of A Happy Girl"

Leona reported "This song is about that guy who punched my whilst I was at my book signing. I mean why, why would somebody do that, you know I think it was Chris Brown as well!"

Police are still investigating if Chris Brown had struck again on that day.

Leona is due to perform on Sunday, 8th November on The X Factor along with The Black Eyed Peas who are performing their new single "Meet Me Halfway".

Leona and Rihanna has joined forces to make a campaign to stop people assaulting Black women.

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