Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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Going For A Thong

Sexy Kim Kardashian wowed crowds of onlookers in a Hollywood costume hire store on Saturday when she tried on several outfits for a family Halloween fancy dress bash.

The busty former reality TV star posed for paparazzi in a series of revealing outfits, most of which showed off her considerable cleavage to maximum effect.

Reports reaching us tell of one elderly gentleman with a hearing aid passing out at at the sight of Ms Kardashian, overcome by wanton lust, who had to be taken away in an ambulance.

"She did look pretty hot," store proprietor Mickey Disnae told us. "In fact she was so hot that I had to take a cold shower myself later."

A Hollywood insider told us that Ms Kardashian has been considered, along with Lindsay Lohan for the leading role in a remake of 'Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?'

Lindsay Lohan will play the one in the wheelchair.

More as we get it.

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Topics: Kim Kardashian, Sexy

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