11> "What do you mean, talk to the hand?"
10> "Just pretend it's a 1979 Atari joystick and the game is "The Invasion Of The Giant Lips!"
9. "If I eat a lot of honey first, it'll be just like those creamy center long johns that you like so much."
8> "Sugar Tongue..uh, Plum, I was thinking: you know how you relish footlong hot dogs?"
7> "So, a new sofa it is!"
6> "No Sweetie Pie, that's not a lot of hair under there, that's mistletoe! OK, OK, So it's October!"
5> "With my legs covering up your ears, you won't have to listen to me say such things."
4> "Baby Doll, just come here and give this a lick and see if it tastes right to you, I know the date's still good"
3> "Look, do you want your parents here for the Holidays or not?"
2> "That Al-Qaida group have outlawed it! OUTLAWED IT!! If you don't do it tonight, the terrorists will have won."
1> "At the bar tonight, you know that Charley Cropper whose wife you're always claimed that 'her shit don't stink?', he said *his* wife could outdo *my* wife at oral sex! Can you believe that?"
