Scant Tongue Action Concerns Shenae Grimes Fans

Funny story written by The San Francisco Onion

Thursday, 23 July 2009

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Thousands of concerned fans wrote letters to Shenae's tongue, wishing it all the best.

LOS ANGELES, CA - Paparazzi caught up with 90210 star Shenae Grimes yesterday, capturing several images of the lovely actress leaving yoga class - none of them featuring her tongue!

Grimes, who plays "Annie" on the popular series about popular people in Beverly Hills, smiled for the cameras, but it was all teeth; many noted the pretty pink resident of her oral cavity had not been previously absent from a Grimes photo for several years.

The "teasing taster" is considered by many to be a star in its own right, perhaps bigger than Shenae herself, so its absence has many understandably concerned.

Grimes left the scene suddenly before photographers had a chance to notice the tongue had not been in attendance, leaving its condition wide open for speculation.

"Is it sick?' asked one fan. "Does she have a cold sore? Is it turning gray because she smokes? New tongue piercing? What gives?"

Readers are advised not to expect any more articles from the San Francisco Onion, at least for the next few days, until I get to the bottom of this.

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