CBS has announced that if Roman Polanski is sent to the United States for trial, he has signed a deal to appear on their Late Show with David Letterman.
The two will discuss which women are hotter, the experienced or the youngsters.
Also, why we do the silly things that we do?
How does a man really keep from thinking with his dick?
How to get away with anything if you're famous.
Why do people get all up in the air over the slightest things?
This could have easily been turned into a Top Ten, which the gals around the CBS have given Dave as a nickname over the past ten years.
Joining the Letterman/Polanski discussion will be Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on religion and Charles Manson on being possessed by Satan.
Should be lively. Keep reading TheSpoof for further details and the date.