Roman Polaxski receives lifetime outstanding award for "Bedding" a 13 year old and being on the run ever since

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Monday, 28 September 2009

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My first under-aged Lolita claims Roman Polaxki, "she was much more attractive then, just sweet 13!"

Roman Polaxski, better known as Rosemary's Baby's daughter's rapist, was given a lifetime award for outstanding achievements in Switzerland yesterday.

The prize awarded is in honour of his lifetime achievement as being the US's most wanted paedophile fugitive.

Roman has been on the run for at least 50 years or more now, ducking and diving the FBI, CIA and George Bush (not difficult that one!)

The Swiss thought it would be a great idea to honour Roman, being the neutral, tolerant country they are and having Roman's $millions in their banks.

Unfortunately the award ceremony went slightly pear shape as George Bush's ex-secret police (still searching for Roman in a Pakistani cave somwhere in Lichtenstein!), called the SS Swastika division, swooped on Roman, handed him over to the Swiss police and now he's waiting for extradition to the US.

Roman gave a press conference before they locked him away in his 5***** cell with champagne, caviar and oysters on the menu + his latest bank statements:

"I wish to thank the Swiss for this fantastic award, being a fugitive is not easy but having a reputation for "bedding" under-aged females is pretty sleasy and very nice, especially those skinny pink knickers!"

"I hope the US will make a TV series of my life on the run, called The Fugitive mark 3, I would certainly love to produce it for them in my ball and chains and my co-producer would certainly be the Devil in person, Charlie Manson!!"

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