Roman Polanski: Real Reason for Arrest

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Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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Zurich Chief Prosecutor, Bratwurst Zwiebel, has revealed the real reason for the arrest of film director Roman Polanski.

He said that a woman reported to the Swiss police that an adult man had sex with her 13-year-old daughter Rosemary and that the girl was now pregnant.

"It did not take our investigators long to find who was the father of Rosemary's baby. Mr. Polanski was in town so we put two and two together," the chief prosecutor told journalists at a press conference.

The Polish-born movie director's lawyer, Achtung Zwiebel (no relation) present at the press conference told the journalists that Mr. Polanski was being treated with respect and consideration by his jailers.

"He's well... as well as can be expected," he said.

But according to the lawyer the movie director had a complaint all the same and was now suing the Swiss judicial authorities for insult to his self-esteem.

The cheese that Mr. Polanski is being given to eat in jail has holes in it.

"Imagine! Holes in the cheese!" reflected the lawyer.

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