Khloe Kardashian Loses Her Virginity

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Monday, 28 September 2009

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Kardashian decided to wait for marriage before losing her virginity.

A blushing Khloe Kardashian walked down the aisle today with basketball star Lamar Odum. She admitted reservations about losing her virginity.

"I've been saving myself for marriage", the 25 year old star of Keeping Up With the Kardashians told the news media. "I've heard that sex is really great and I think Lamar will be a great lover".

Odum admits that he had sex once before but said he didn't enjoy it. "It was no fun at all", Odum told us. "I think for sex to be truly great you have to love the person."

Kardashian's stepfather Bruce Jenner, who has had plastic surgery to make himself look feminine, said he was very proud of her.

"When you're young and beautiful there's always that temptation to lose your virginity before you're ready", Jenner said. "I'm glad Khloe decided to wait".

Some people interviewed expressed skepticism over Kardashian's virginity. "Me and a bunch of guys did her in the back of a truck two years ago", said surfer Matt "Brick" Jones. "And she was, like, totally into it".

At least 30 others claim to have had sex with the starlet as well.

Also, at least 300 women claim they have had sex with Odum and he seemed to enjoy it.

"They're all liars", the 6'10" basketball stated.

30 women have come forward with grainy videos of the basketball star and themselves engaged in various types of foreplay but Odum says they never had actual sex. "Blow jobs ain't sex" he said. "And don't always believe what you see on video!"

After the nuptials Kardashian and Odum could be heard screaming from their hotel room.

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