99.9999999999 Percent of Brides NOT Virgins!

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Friday, 6 February 2009

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Hmph, yeah right.

After a huge World survey was performed out of Boston, Massachusetts, it's been found that 99.9999999999 percent of brides have engaged in sexual intercourse before marriage.

The revelation came as a shocker to the billion or so people in the world who thought the ivory white dress she wore down the aisle actually meant something.

The research also classified what the rhyme "Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue" was actually referring to.

The "something old" part of the rhyme is the part of her pussy. The "something new" part of the rhyme is your new chance at getting a venereal disease by your new wife. The "something borrowed" part of the rhyme is also her pussy, that's been used over and over and over and over and over, 9,999 times before her wedding day. The "something blue" part of the rhyme is your blue balls, because your bride is tired of fucking and just wants to go to bed.

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