Muff, Ireland, UK After repeated goading and prodding by several fellow contributors to The Spoof, writer "smurfette" has at long last decided to expose her muff for all to see.
"smurfette" felt that she was forced to respond when "Frankie the J" asserted that she was possibly "slightly muffed" following a bitter exchange of posts in the forum including one in which she had actually stated she was "slightly miffed."
The muff in question turns out to be genuine sheared beaver and retails for $149.95 at the Glacier Wear online shop (Product ID: bvs-1200-mf).
"smurfette" said that while her muff fits her dainty pinkies quite snugly she admits it may be a bit tight for those with average to large size fingers, considering the fact that she is, after all, just a smurf.
"I chose the genuine sheared beaver because it is incredibly smooth and silky to the touch and much easier to maintain than a shaggy muff," explained "smurfette", who then revealed, "when I was younger, I admit that I did have a trendy lavender muff for a brief period of time, but I realized over time that the classics hold up much better."
"smurfette" stated that she was very proud of her muff and graciously extended an offer for interested parties to try it on and experience the silky, engulfing warmth for themselves.
