Written by wonka

Thursday, 30 October 2008

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'Minky'

A new storm today surrounded disgraced comedian Rustle Bland as his girlfriend alleged that he ate her pet 'Minky'.

In an interview today it was revealed that after a binge drinking session, a row ensued which ended with Bland eating her beaver.

She said, "As soon as I smelt his fishy breath I knew what he had done."

The latest revelations have caused outrage around the world, the beaver preservation league of Saskatchewan (Regina branch) have lodged a protest. "Normally, we wouldn't give a damn what this guy does," said a spokeswoman, "but this attack on our buck toothed friend has caused chaos on our website beaveraction."

A spokesman for his fan club said today 'after what has happened he has certainly gone down in my estimation'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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