A new storm today surrounded disgraced comedian Rustle Bland as his girlfriend alleged that he ate her pet 'Minky'.
In an interview today it was revealed that after a binge drinking session, a row ensued which ended with Bland eating her beaver.
She said, "As soon as I smelt his fishy breath I knew what he had done."
The latest revelations have caused outrage around the world, the beaver preservation league of Saskatchewan (Regina branch) have lodged a protest. "Normally, we wouldn't give a damn what this guy does," said a spokeswoman, "but this attack on our buck toothed friend has caused chaos on our website beaveraction."
A spokesman for his fan club said today 'after what has happened he has certainly gone down in my estimation'.
