The beaver has not been known to have made an appearance in Great Britain since the 16th Century. Though a zoological nicety, the really significant aspect of this factotum has more to do with the sexsual lives of the UK man and wife.
Typical British couple, Typ and Cali Britouple admitted to the spoof.castor that none of their ancestors back four and five generations ever mentioned anything about a beaver sighting in anybody's dam love life. None of the interviewees from the UK could recall any evidence of Castor Briticanus.
Mr and Mrs Britouple explained:
"For as long as we know, the British couple has felt free to kiss, caress and fuck each other up the arse. but the good ole fashion beaver from the 1400's has been an extinct part of our ars amortoris. Anthropologists from the Oxford School of Full On Beaver have expressed hope to revive the avarege British couples' involvement with the beaver."
