Groundbreaking 3D James Cameron movie, 'Avatar' may have its release date put back until the spring of 2010.
Much confusion in Hollywoodland following a revelation by a set runner that the real expert in avatarism is not in fact, James Cameron, but a contributor to satirical website TheSpoof.com who is known to his peers as BuckwheatsButt.
The 'runner' pointed out that he has been an avid Buck fan for some time, and that any media release regarding avatars would be incomplete without input from the most prolific avatar user on the planet.
"Bucky's done it all," the runner told us. "Right through the spectrum. From infants taking a dump, through two-legged racehorses and dancing condoms. You couldn't possibly have a movie about avatars without having Buck involved. He's the world's leading avatar authority."
Bearing that in mind, studio moguls sent a team of investigators out into the Florida Everglades to sign BuckwheatsButt up as a 'Creative Consultant'
Warning them to 'be careful' as Buck is renowned for shooting first and asking questions later, the movie moguls despatched their team.
Buck was last seen out hunting with close friend, Bargis Tryhol, Secret Agent 004 - the spy with the world's largest penis. When we spoke to Buck, he told us:
"All this is down to Bargis, my good buddy and fellow hunter, who is the only person I ever met capable of pulling the trigger of an AK47 with his cock."
He added:
"James Cameron? Titanic? Why on earth would I get involved in that kind of shit? Take me to San Francisco. There's an onion there who I'd really like to peel and fucking sautee."
More as we get it.
